What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:31
Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What's wrong with white women?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
What sexual fantasies do you have?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.